• CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    "[...] and a nasty old rotting banana. He turns to the clerk and says to him "my hypnotherapist girlfriend just returned from Skull Island and is doing a diet she learned there to stay healthy" so I look at him and I go " 'ya right what is she on, a King Kong fit trance plan?""

    "[...] and a nasty old rotting banana. He turns to the clerk and says to him "my girlfriend just had a fecal bacteria procedure in North Korea and can only eat certain things" so I look at him and I go " 'ya right what did she get, a Kim Jong shit transplant?""

    "[...] and a nasty old rotting banana. He turns to the clerk and says to him "my AFAB Chinese boyfriend is pregnant and can only eat certain things" so I look at him and I go " 'ya right, tell her I said 恭喜gōngxǐ trans man""

    "[...] and a nasty old rotting banana. He turns to the clerk and says to him "my Ludicolo just attacked the former president of the United States" so I look at him and I go " 'ya right, so she's a Don-hit dance plant?""