He used to be funny at least. Now every public appearance he just whines and complains like a loser. He doesn't even have a good nickname for Kamala.
He doesn't make jokes anymore, he doesn't say anything shocking or edgy. He doesn't even make any funny gaffs. He's just sad, boring and low energy now.
Maybe he's getting old? IDK.
Time to start a rumor that he's been replaced by a body double.
Give him the gun and 1 bullet separately and tell him if he can figure out how to load it he can use it.
Equal odds on who ends up shot.
Kamala gets Biden with a steel chair if he can carry it up the stairs