He used to be funny at least. Now every public appearance he just whines and complains like a loser. He doesn't even have a good nickname for Kamala.

He doesn't make jokes anymore, he doesn't say anything shocking or edgy. He doesn't even make any funny gaffs. He's just sad, boring and low energy now. sad-boi Maybe he's getting old? IDK.

Time to start a rumor that he's been replaced by a body double.

  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    yeah honestly it rules lol, I hope he spends every moment the rest of his life in profound an irresolvible misery and distress

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Honestly, same.

      People should really pop balloons whenever they see him in public.