If you cut out Xi and Trump, it almost looks like their idle animation for a fighting game.
Gotta hand it to Trump, his kung fu horse stance looks more powerful.
Do better Xi.
Im more like Xi is like thoses powerful characters who dosn't seems to be at first look.
I am too distracted by that travesty of a custom cybertruck
Imagine looking at one of those things and thinking "hmm, how can I make this even more cringe?"
Xi, baby, what is u doing? toes forward. don't lock up your joints.
I hate to admit, Trump's is far less bad.
a good stance looks like you're about to drop a major deuce without it sliding sorrowfully down your legs.
Wait, are you all seriously not seeing that giant purple dude standing behind Trump?
What would his stand even do? Scam everyone around him in a 120 degree raidious?
It has a special debuff ability that makes everyone who hears him speak dumber and more likely to attack minorities.
EDIT: Its method of attack? It makes people's cash disappear and appear in Trump's bank account, and kills them through poverty.
It makes everyone dumb enough to listen to him through blunt force trauma