• Vanth@reddthat.com
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    1 month ago

    I dated a person who had a non-identical twin. A month later, I went on a date with the twin, not knowing they were family. I hit it off way better with twin #2 and continued going on dates for a bit. The introduction to family and realization they were twin to #1 was awkward to say the least.

  • Mothra@mander.xyz
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    1 month ago

    Met a guy on Tinder. We were both of the same country of origin so we decided to meet. He said there was a nice national park nearby with beaches we could check out.

    Neither of us had been there before. When we finally made it to the small, secluded beach we realised it was a nudist beach and favored by older gay couples. Most of the people were men in their 60s just enjoying their day.

    We were the only two dressed so it was sort of awkward. He apologized a lot for picking a nudist beach, he had no idea. I found it hilarious. We were not each other's vibe after all but we had a good day in spite of the awkward setting

  • squid_slime@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    i walked my date to the taxi office, she proceeded to pull her phone out and call the taxi office from inside unaware of her own location, i glanced at the lady at the desk talking to my date over the phone then with a massive smirk i stared at my date who was unaware. once she noticed me grinning the penny had fallen.

  • OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    "No homo" immediately after having sex for the first time, we have been together for 8 years now

    (We are lesbians this isn't homophobia)

  • ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1 month ago

    We realized we were both from Hassia Hesse (a German state) and from that moment on we just talked in that dialect and made jokes for the rest of the day. It didn’t work out between us but it was a super fun date.

  • technopagan@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1 month ago

    (FYI: this is divorcées attempting to date)

    Went on my 1st date after divorce. Sat down together at a café. After greeting each other, she immediately asks "So when do you intend to move to my town?". I reply by saying "Whoa! Take it slow. Let's get to know each other first!" and feeling that she can't be serious about her question.

    She, however, explodes in my face that she has a life and a kid in that other town and no time to waste. I managed to reply that I have a life and kids in this current town we're in, too, before she jumps up and storms away cursing.

    Not the most conducive first post-marital dating experience.