Wouldn’t it be so funny if some historically racist company/college/government agency passed a rule stating that employees/students/etcetera couldn’t wear colored hair. The rule would include dyes but it would also include in the fineprint naturally blonde, brunette, and redheaded hair. Rules already exist banning black people’s naturally curly hair, legally an argument can be made that if someone’s hair is too distracting it can be banned so why isn’t white people’s hair distracting? Why shouldn’t they be forced to dye it if other races are forced to wear their hair in ways that is unnatural to them? There is precedence in Japan of the bastard children of the American occupiers being forced to dye their hair. Being blonde should be socially unacceptable.

  • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    I genuinely think one of the greatest fears of American people is that deep down they understand the pain they have personally or historically caused and dread the day someone else might do but a fraction of the harm they caused. Which of course further justifies their mistreatment of others, as they believe "Well if stop harming you, you may harm because all the harm I did to you".

    Honestly you probably make a horror/thriller/comedy about the hair thing, if done well I think it could be really funny and spooky.

  • bubbalu [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    I think you just stumbled across the next culture war bogeyman. 'Folks, they're coming for our blondes. Kamala, she says no more blondes. And now they're dying their hair.'