This is maybe the 10th time this summer that im out of power. Not only am I out of power for the nth time, but our regional power company wants to do ANOTHER rate hike. That's two rate hikes this summer.
And why am I out of power? Is it some kind of weather nightmare? Some kind of ecological disaster? No. Just a tree. A tree who gave up. Every powerline in my area is like 15 ft from a tree. They keep saying they're going to cut the trees back. Every year. They never do.
The two kids are going nuts because of no power. I spent the whole day sweating in the yard. I just want to fucking relax. Instead I'm going to lead a Maoist uprising against the power grid.
Oh, you think you're entitled to having working electricity? What are you, some kinda commie snowflake?!
Back in my day, we used to (unintelligible) (casual racism), Jack!
Ive been spendin most my life livin in an Amish Paradise! There's no phones or traffic lights livin in an Amish Paradise. Ive churned butter one or twice livin in an Amish Paradise!