It's set in the style of a cinematic movie trailer, with a ton of glossy stock nature shots. It has (I think) AI Morgan Freeman as the voiceover. It's about 2 minutes long, and the punch line is something along the lines of "...it all depended on one fact, that he was gay and chinese". It got posted on /r/chapotraphouse a long time ago, and I haven' been able to find it since.
There's one clip with gay Michael Douglas at the bottom of the sea and I wish I could find that. It destroys me every time.
I'm at the bottom of the sea, having sex with crabs.
following this thread intently in case someone dregs this one up