It's really fucking common in the internet wild. It's even common offline.

"Just pack up your entire life and move out of here if you don't like it here. No one is holding a gun to your head to stay." smuglord

Oh, I did, but it took years of planning, preparation, savings, and an early retirement with the penalties that entailed. There was no gun, but I couldn't whisk myself out of Bazinga Land in CA any faster than I could sell a flooded house to Aquaman.

That's it. That's the post. No one held a gun to my head to post this, but I did it anyway.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    1 month ago

    You're not allowed to criticize capitalism if you have phone or Nikes. smuglord

    Oh those primitives without phones or Nikes are in the way of humanity saving rare earth minerals. If they didn't like getting invaded, they should have modernized sooner. smuglord