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autism_2 [any, it/its] to badposting • 4 months ago

I'm outdoors

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I'm outdoors

autism_2 [any, it/its] to badposting • 4 months ago
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  • chillbo_baggins [he/him]
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    edit-2
    4 months ago

    don't panic. find the nearest door and be in it

    e: you'll get through this

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    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      edit-2
      4 months ago

      Don't listen to this poster. Find the nearest rock and flip it over, underneath you will find a newt, this newt will guide you, his name is Steven.

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      • autism_2 [any, it/its]
        hexagon
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        4 months ago

        what do i do if i ated him please advise

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        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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          4 months ago

          You just doomed your soul to hell

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          • chillbo_baggins [he/him]
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            edit-2
            4 months ago

            don't listen to this poster. the rock was a test and the newt was a trap--you passed. face the northern sky and whisper thanks to the Star Mother.

            your next task is to get dressed. please look around for any leaves or branches that look like they might be obscuring a haunted chifforobe.

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  • belligerentkitten [they/them, it/its]
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    4 months ago

    so am i well the door is open anyway

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    • autism_2 [any, it/its]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      outdoor-cat yes-hahaha-yes-l outdoor-cat yes-hahaha-yes-l

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