As a man trying to get laid with women, I’m constantly having to play games and lean into patriarchal convention because that is really the only way to be half way successful.

The song and dance is mind numbingly stupid but you have to do it if you want to get your pp touched. Nuke cishet dating from orbit, I need a director’s cut, a rerelease. I’m convinced no one actually likes this.

  • gueybana [any]
    hexagon
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    30 days ago

    He isn't talking about dating, he's talking about masturbating with somebody else body and doesn't even want to go through the pageantry that is often required to land oneself in a such a favorable and asymmetrical situation.

    Jesus what the fuck lmao