"It's a lot of fun!" said Dan Bongos, mastermind behind "Breeders For Vance", a start-up he's hoping will take him to the moon and also perhaps to the White House.

"I want Mr. Trump and Mr. Vance to see the hard work I've been doing. We've been getting these babes in here, in this old shutdown malls and just f*cking the s*it out of them". He's crass but he hopes his crassness will attract the attention of the republican party.

"Bring the whole family!" he continues "your wife will get plowed silly and you'll leave here with a new baby". Batting away the electrical cords hanging out of a gutted ceiling, mold grows along the floorboards.

"The loony left thinks this is all unethical, dangerous, and 'sex trafficking'" he says, "they would too, they hate families just like J.D. said, they're anti-baby".

[at the time of printing this story Mr. Bongos was arrested and charged on 150 counts of sex trafficking and endangering the lives of others].