I think they more commonly say, "what is wrong with my advisor and why did I choose grad school?"

We actually had one of my bosses say, "this is what we call a breakthrough," yesterday. First time ever.

God fucking damnit what fucking fuck of a fuck touched my shit again!?

Sometimes telling errors (and things I drop on the floor) to "go fuck yourself" is the most social interaction I have between stand-up and EOD.