A murderous deathblast will be affecting death valley today as a hellfire wave coats the southwest in the devil's refuse. We expect the weather will feel more like sitting in Satan's throneroom rather than traversing the river Styx, which is located on the fifth circle of hell in a flaming swamp.
Do not go outside for longer than 10 minutes and drink plenty of water, or risk facing god's judgment.
A murderous deathblast will be affecting death valley today as a hellfire wave coats the southwest in the devil's refuse. We expect the weather will feel more like sitting in Satan's throneroom rather than traversing the river Styx, which is located on the fifth circle of hell in a flaming swamp.
Do not go outside for longer than 10 minutes and drink plenty of water, or risk facing god's judgment.