• kristina [she/her]
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    27 days ago

    A murderous deathblast will be affecting death valley today as a hellfire wave coats the southwest in the devil's refuse. We expect the weather will feel more like sitting in Satan's throneroom rather than traversing the river Styx, which is located on the fifth circle of hell in a flaming swamp.

    Do not go outside for longer than 10 minutes and drink plenty of water, or risk facing god's judgment.

  • miz [any, any]
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    27 days ago

    people are going to have to start digging tunnels not just to resist occupation, but to get away from the heat

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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    27 days ago

    trump-moist bouba is not scary, kiki is scary.... This will put a smile on the faces of everyone, they will think it is some nice bouba ready to jack them off

    a-guy the shape of the graph top has nothing to do with presentation, it is about the gradual yet alarming rise of the climate crisis

    spoiler

    This reminds me of Nuclear Nadal's exchange with Aladeen, lmao


  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    28 days ago

    Kinda makes sense the language around high trmperatures is a little panting because high temperatures also make you panting

    • Edamamebean [she/her]
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      27 days ago

      Especially since the high temperatures that are most dangerous to humans are m o i s t

      • LocalOaf [they/them]
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        27 days ago

        Having experienced a near 120F/50C heat dome, I'm pretty sure you could find a significant dip in the local birthrate 9 months later from there if you dug into public health stats. I don't think anybody is horny enough to fuck when it's that hot, you're just preoccupied with not dying and feel like you're being sous vide'd

        • Edamamebean [she/her]
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          27 days ago

          I'm sure this is true, however my comment had nothing to do with horniness, but rather just that hot and humid temperatures naturally are predisposed to moist/bouba language.