If you want more tweets by this person (who thinks homosexuality is caused by allergies and takes 500 MG of Benedryl every day) then do I have the thread for you

  • heggs_bayer [none/use name]
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    23 days ago

    The whole thread is full of bangers, but this one stood out.

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    Somehow this guy's "fingies" work just fine operating a computer or phone, but simply holding a book is enough to dislocate them.

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      23 days ago

      If only someone had invented some kind of...finger socks, some kind of garment that can cover the hands to prevent exposure to bleached(??) paper. Alas, this poor soul is forced to only read things on twitter due to their horrific allergies, truly a fate worse than death.

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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      22 days ago

      I suffer from a rare condition where every time I must do work or read theory my cognitive capacities begin to break down and I experience severe bouts of narcolepsy.