I like the neon spokes; but everything else about this design can get fucked. Man, that doesn't even look comfortable to ride; like sure, let's straddle a prism ig 😂
Imagine doing a bmx trick on this and impaling yourself via the gooch.
I'd have to just lay down and bleed out, like. The shame would be too much for me to call an ambulance. That'd be my ass right there.
and honestly, you'd deserve it, for having bought this abomination in the first place thinking you could do sweet bmx tricks with it
You like it now, but not when you're being flayed by one of those flaying thingies what flays you
love these newer e-bikes where the pedals are truly vestigial, a fig leaf obscuring that they're just lightweight electric motorcycles
the pedals are completely vestigial on these non-adjustable flat saddle e-mopeds
@7bicycles@hexbear.net what do u think of this monstrosity?
Dig the glowing spokes but this is somebody bolting cranks to a motorcross bike so I don't consider it a bicycle
I remember drawing motorcycles like this when I was 8 years old.
can you pop a wheelie with this? can you give it so much throttle that it flips over?
I’m sorry, but you’re not allowed to dislike this. Under the urban umbrella and it has my protection. You must appreciate it
PC case ass bike
ngl i kinda like the necron bike
