• NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml
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      4 months ago

      If you choose to do anything but sacrifice your children to Moloch then you are by extension choosing to sacrifice your children Baal!

  • Dessalines@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    Oh, you're seriously gonna pretend that moloch is better than baal is??? The hellfire demons eating civilians at random would be soo much worse if moloch were running things.

    • Voting third party (i don't care if jesus promised to end the hellfire demons, his party won't win, and is just a spoiler for the baal vote) - a vote for moloch.
    • Not prefacing a criticism of baal's administration (cmon, we all know he realistically can't stop the hellfire demons) without first saying you'll vote for him? Also a vote for moloch.
    • Not voting - a vote for moloch.
    • Going to the bathroom? Believe it or not, also a vote for moloch.

    /s

  • Mantikora [none/use any]
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    4 months ago

    This is awesome and exact representation of Trump and Harris, lol. Or Abrahamic religions for that matter. I'm downloading this for my whapp status for my sweet removed dumbfuck latent fascist colleagues. ❤️

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    I would - but what children?
    All have already been sacrificed to "the economy and profits", we are waiting for people to be born to immediately sacrifice them bcs we are so much indebted to the great "the economy and profits".

    All hail "the economy and profits", may it's economy enslave us, and it's profits get redistributed away from us.

  • geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    As a lifelong Baal voter I am now voting for Moloch. How can anyone with a conscience still vote for Baal after he was convicted of sacrificing adults?