"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."
And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes
Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.
"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."
And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes
Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.
Idk, what was holding you to the other guy?
Me not getting torn apart by lions in the Arena
Imagine this dude with a Centurion hat.
Dear Nazerenes if your god is so almighty why doesnt he stop me from nailing you to this cross here