FourteenEyes [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 16 days agoThe person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed alivemessage-squaremessage-square97 fedilinkarrow-up1203file-text
arrow-up1203message-squareThe person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed aliveFourteenEyes [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 16 days agomessage-square97 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarevegeta1 [none/use name]hexbear24·16 days agoThats not bazinga brained or invasive enough link
minus-squareMilksteaks [he/him]@midwest.socialhexbear9·16 days agoI got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you're done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams linkfedilink
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear3·16 days agoIf I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment link
Thats not bazinga brained or invasive enough
I got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you're done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams
If I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment