Let's we we have:

• No discernable plot
• "Goofy" B list celebrities
• Music that they were hoping would pull in the older generation that they gave a sizable chunk of the budget for
• Irreverence to the source (you can do anything you want! In a format where literally you can change nothing!)
• "A" ______ movie, meaning they're desperately hoping for a franchise.

Yup, sounds like we got all the fixings for a turd. Anything I'm missing?