• starlord@lemm.ee
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    14 days ago

    Wonder if it'll be a

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    block buster

  • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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    14 days ago

    Let's we we have:

    • No discernable plot
    • "Goofy" B list celebrities
    • Music that they were hoping would pull in the older generation that they gave a sizable chunk of the budget for
    • Irreverence to the source (you can do anything you want! In a format where literally you can change nothing!)
    • "A" ______ movie, meaning they're desperately hoping for a franchise.

    Yup, sounds like we got all the fixings for a turd. Anything I'm missing?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      14 days ago

      Yup, sounds like we got all the fixings for a turd. Anything I'm missing?

      Le quirky dick joke from a dubiously aged cool kid. kombucha-disgust

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    14 days ago

    The year is 2024. There is another blockbuster movie driven by nostalgia with a nostalgic music cover in the trailer. manhattan