Having sat through corpo leadership training this isn't really even hyperbole. it was 60% this, 30% marxist theory repackaged with non-scary words and 10% good advice
Dude having to do this shit with your resume when everything you’ve done is design bridges or make things has me wanting to kill these marketing majors
I literally have to make up shit like ‘installed foundations at 34.2% faster rate and increased lunch break efficiency by 12%’
Oh no I meant the first thing specifically lol. Nobody in that entire program cared about efficiency by KPIs. Why would they, that's enforced without training anyhow
Having sat through corpo leadership training this isn't really even hyperbole. it was 60% this, 30% marxist theory repackaged with non-scary words and 10% good advice
Dude having to do this shit with your resume when everything you’ve done is design bridges or make things has me wanting to kill these marketing majors
I literally have to make up shit like ‘installed foundations at 34.2% faster rate and increased lunch break efficiency by 12%’
Oh no I meant the first thing specifically lol. Nobody in that entire program cared about efficiency by KPIs. Why would they, that's enforced without training anyhow