Sorry to break it to you Hexbears, but the lemmy libs are right... You are a secret Chinese bot (but also Russian) and so am I. Beep boop. Bots everywhere.

I was personally trained by Xi to steal your penis

  • lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    No sir. I am actually a 'bro'. A 'bernie bro' who got tons of money from Putin to defeat Hillary and am now living in luxury. I'm typing this from space. From my space colony. Where we hack DNC computers to insure only the best Russian or Chinese or Assadist or North Korean or Ghadaffi or Sandinista or Falkland Islands or East Timorese or Vietnamese or Afghani or