Same energy as "nice gender loser, did your mom pick it for you?"

"default behaviors" is a pretty good dig

We already have "deeply unserious" and it's awesome.

Calling predictable shit "default" behavior is cool and good, because unlike the techbro chud fantasy of "NPCs," it doesn't dehumanize the libs... it does something better. It calls out their choice of predictable shit instead.

Yo seriously, that was a great line. We need it as a tagline.