• gramxi [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    this is just gonna make people touch your bike

    the most effective way is to make your bike look like it'll give someone venereal disease from just standing close to it

      • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Agreed. I put some good money into a mountain bike with convertible shocks so I could bike through construction zones between work and school. Worked like a charm until it was ganked.