“Oh William, you are so funny!” “Darling, do have another piece of cheese.” “Don’t lick the fucking camera lens.”

How can anybody be so far up their arse to think it’s a good idea to push this nonsense out.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    8 days ago

    Now that would have been a bold move: "one is now feeling sufficiently improved that I've dusted off the strap-on and will go to town on the derrière of the king in waiting. Live on camera!"