Had a Landlord who wanted us to just wait over the weekend for her to call a plumber, it's not a big deal, I'll call someone on monday. Like where did she expect us to poop, the sink?
Not my landlord, but I lived next to a karate studio once, and one morning really early someone was pounding on my door really loud. So, as you do, I went down to check it out with a sword in hand, while my roomate was waiting at the top of the landing with his sword, because we were men in our early 20s sharing a brain cell.
Either way, open the door, it's two ripped Karate instructors who start yelling at us because someone was walking around on their roof and they thought it was us. I think I told them to never come over and try to intimidate me again, it's not my problem, if you have people on your roof call the cops. BUt it was all a looooong time ago. Also I should note, my hand with the sword was behind the door, so they never saw it. Adventures in being young and dumb.
I was joking, because Tervell is a user who posts weapons on here. He's been posting swords and guns for years, so the interest in swords just reminded me. Was basically making an injoke that hexbear users'd recognise.
I don't even remember. I have a lot of swords and it was a really long time ago. As to why - I used to do a lot of medieval sword fighting stuff, and America can be a rough place. Someone banging on your door aggressively early in the morning usually doesn't have your best interests in mind, so it was an abundance of caution thing. I've long sense switched to answering the door with a giant cannister of pepper spray. Less likely to kill someone, much more effective at incapacitating cops, door to door salespeople, and large aggressive wildlife.
Had a Landlord who wanted us to just wait over the weekend for her to call a plumber, it's not a big deal, I'll call someone on monday. Like where did she expect us to poop, the sink?
Not my landlord, but I lived next to a karate studio once, and one morning really early someone was pounding on my door really loud. So, as you do, I went down to check it out with a sword in hand, while my roomate was waiting at the top of the landing with his sword, because we were men in our early 20s sharing a brain cell.
Either way, open the door, it's two ripped Karate instructors who start yelling at us because someone was walking around on their roof and they thought it was us. I think I told them to never come over and try to intimidate me again, it's not my problem, if you have people on your roof call the cops. BUt it was all a looooong time ago. Also I should note, my hand with the sword was behind the door, so they never saw it. Adventures in being young and dumb.
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I was joking, because Tervell is a user who posts weapons on here. He's been posting swords and guns for years, so the interest in swords just reminded me. Was basically making an injoke that hexbear users'd recognise.
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I don't even remember. I have a lot of swords and it was a really long time ago. As to why - I used to do a lot of medieval sword fighting stuff, and America can be a rough place. Someone banging on your door aggressively early in the morning usually doesn't have your best interests in mind, so it was an abundance of caution thing. I've long sense switched to answering the door with a giant cannister of pepper spray. Less likely to kill someone, much more effective at incapacitating cops, door to door salespeople, and large aggressive wildlife.