Neither Elon Musk Nor Anybody Else Will Ever Colonize Mars | Defector
Mars does not have a magnetosphere. [...] I'm sure you have [a] sustainable plan for shielding live Mars inhabitants from deadly solar and cosmic radiation, forever.
The article is tedious. The writer could make his points without whining, whingeing, and making bad jokes.
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I removed more unneeded humor from the quotation.
My plan for living on Mars is to call my garden on earth "Mars." It is significantly more healthy than 14 year old me's plan to live on mars by exclusively consuming Mars candy bars for sustenance.