NEW YORK—Noting that the 5-year-old purebred ultimately meant more to them than any of their ungrateful, deadbeat children, the nation’s baby boomers reportedly decided Wednesday to leave their entire $78.55 trillion fortune to a single spoiled Pomeranian. “Upon our death, we formally request that our whole estate be left to dear Mitzi, the only one […]

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    • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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      So then I told the old man "Sir, your card was declined", and he just fucking died right there on the spot with a huge grin on his face.

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