I'd go for a goose before a cat tbh. If you don't have shit for money then a park goose is an easy get for a lot of protein. I saw a pic that didn't look like it was AI generated of a dude walking with one. If it's real, the guy isn't in for a great meal. Even if they do this, so what? Canadian geese are awful and there's plenty of them. Just get the local natural resources office to educate them on proper taking of geese and issue tags.