We've got:
Bazinga Amerikans
Burger Amerikans (they prefer the term "suburban")
Political Amerikans (I've been told I'm one now, though I grew up as a Burger Amerikan... Is this cultural appropriation?)
Gamer Amerikans
Columnist Amerikans
Thumb and Hotdog Amerikans (they prefer the term "tactical Americans")
But I feel like I'm not well versed enough in the different types of Amerikans and missing several groups. Please enlighten me fellow hexbears.
suburgan americans