Thanks to a comrade I got some dinner for the next few days, but anything is still helpful so I'll leave this thread up.
Title. It has to be a grubhub gift card since that's all I can accept atm. Please DM me for my email and I'd appreciate it if you could bump this post too. Thanks 
My friends whataboutism, Amber, and the volcel police would like to productively engage in conversation within this thread if you don't mind
Amber.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.