I think astrology is really fucking stupid and it annoys the fuck out of me when people won't shut the fuck up about it, especially when they KNOW you don't believe in it. The whole relationship I've wanted to say that but I bit my fucking tongue, but I'm single now (and high) so fuck you.
There I fucking said it. No I don't want to debate about it, I'm venting, let me have this tonight.
it was a joke about how they share a name with a horrifying disease. I don't know if it's actually true but I'd bet money that cancers are the least-represented sign among astrology believers. most common is probably one of the cool-sounding names like Gemini
Cancer is my favorite of the signs as well due to the origin story. It was a little crab that tried to protect the Hydra from Hercules, only to be absentmindedly stomped. Zeus was like, this crab's got moxie.
No joke I'm literally a cancer and my ex blamed my disinterest in astrology on that, apparently they are the sign least likely to be into astrology.
Oh shit is there actual substance to this