Last night I dreamed I developed a line of booty shorts that said "FROSTED SQUID" on the butt. Not sure if this is the secret key to happiness and wealth that I've been waiting for. Please advise.
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Attempts to deviate from essentialism have failed, beanis is still beanis
I would buy at least 4 pairs of booty shorts with FROSTED SQUID on the back, preferably written in glitter paint.
if u really want those shorts u could always try sleep as long as possible with them in your dreams
Are they not the universal consciousness giving instructions through the psychic equivalent of an antique PA system?
It isn't always absolutely necessary, but in this case I'd say it's a great idea.