Last night I dreamed I developed a line of booty shorts that said "FROSTED SQUID" on the butt. Not sure if this is the secret key to happiness and wealth that I've been waiting for. Please advise.

  • Angel [any]
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    6 days ago

    Don't let your beanis be beanis

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
      hexagon
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      6 days ago

      Attempts to deviate from essentialism have failed, beanis is still beanis

  • miz [any, any]
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    6 days ago

    depends on where you think your dreams come from

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
      hexagon
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      5 days ago

      Are they not the universal consciousness giving instructions through the psychic equivalent of an antique PA system?

    • asante [comrade/them]
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      edit-2
      6 days ago

      if u really want those shorts u could always try sleep as long as possible with them in your dreams

  • 12022081631 [he/him]
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    6 days ago

    everybody is a communist until they get a successful line of bootyshorts off the ground 🙄 you'll see when you're older son

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    6 days ago

    It isn't always absolutely necessary, but in this case I'd say it's a great idea.