Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:2021_Survey_on_existence_of_global_warming_and_responsibility_for_climate_change_-_bar_chart.svg

    • Sinonatrix [comrade/them]
      ·
      1 year ago

      This is good bait but I almost totally believe it, the kind of person who spends a decade being told they're a very smart math boy at a top university is extremely susceptible to believing every whim of theirs is genuinely brilliant

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        More engineers buy into cults, per capita, than the general population. Being told they are the smartest boy all day makes them unable to consider if they've been duped.

        I don't think it's impossible for that climate denialist chud to have some sciencey degree (though absolutely no evidence has been presented so far), but even if one was present, that doesn't actually mean anything when it comes to horrible takes and general edgelord nonsense.

    • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 year ago

      Today is your lucky day. Since I'm in a good mood, let's see if you'll put your money where your mouth is.

      I will reveal my real name, my PhD thesis, with a link to the university linking to my thesis. Here's the bet: if I can prove it (that I have a PhD in particle physics from a prestigious university of top 10), you pay me one whole fucking bitcoin. If not, I'll pay you one bitcoin.

      We'll find a betting platform (of your choice if you wish) where we deposit these bitcoins into a multisig address with a referee. One of us wins based on the bet.

      Are you gonna put your money where your mouth is? Or a dick where you learn not to open your mouth next time?

      What do you say?

      • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
        ·
        1 year ago

        Offering a bet in pyramid scheme money does not make you more credible

        • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          ·
          1 year ago

          See? The moment you're required to be responsible for a word you said, you ran away... hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha.

          Talk is easy. This is why climate change is mainstream, because dumb people with big mouths make their dumb opinions sound real with fake confidence. Now you know what your confidence is worth. Class dismissed.

          • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            I'm not the person who doubted you have a PhD. I'm fully aware that dumb, obnoxious assholes can also get gold stars.

            • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              1 year ago

              Perfect! I am an asshole, proudly so. Though if I were dumb I wouldn't be where I am today. So your opinion means very little to me. Nighty night.

              • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                1 year ago

                I am an asshole, proudly so.

                You're a living breathing cliche of internet people from, like, 2003. congratulations

              • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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                1 year ago

                being dumb is exactly how you got where you are.

                having a PhD doesn't mean you think critically or can evaluate literature anymore. and it definitely does not give you license to kick out of your coverage, like you're trying desperately to do here..

                having your little credential just means your committee wanted you gone after 5 years of being an asshole and didn't want to fuck the stats of whatever shit tier program's orifice you oozed out of.

              • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
                ·
                1 year ago

                Though if I were dumb I wouldn't be where I am today.

                Lol rageposting on an obscure internet forum?

                • Adkml [he/him]
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                  1 year ago

                  "If I'm so dumb why am I demanding people bet me bitcoin on a web forum where we post a picture of a pig with a turd on its balls over and over"

                • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  1 year ago

                  Rage? Dude I'm laughing my ass off! What are you smoking?! This is amazing! I'm sitting here watching people defend their demise just because TV told them so. Can it be any funnier?

                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
                    ·
                    1 year ago

                    No amount of "I'm actually laughing right now" masking hides your impotent rage right now.

                      • UlyssesT [he/him]
                        ·
                        1 year ago

                        Keep repeating that in all your comments.

                        I will.

                        😄

                        Elon Musk doesn't hide his rage well, no matter how many emojis he uses, and neither do you.

                          • UlyssesT [he/him]
                            ·
                            1 year ago

                            🤣

                            The difference between your impotent rage clowning on this obscure thread and my-hero 's impotent rage clowning is that my-hero has handlers to tell him how smart he is all day.

                            You're begging for that validation from internet strangers that you hate. That's genuinely saddening to me.

                            • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                              ·
                              1 year ago

                              Yes, that validation is very important... I can't live without it... that's why I believe every dumb mainstream TV narrative like climate change... no wait, that's you 🤣

                              • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                ·
                                1 year ago

                                No one here is impressed with your imaginary Le Science Degree.

                                No one here is going to give you internet funny money.

                                • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                  ·
                                  1 year ago

                                  I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                    ·
                                    1 year ago

                                    No one here is impressed with your imaginary Le Science Degree.

                                    No one here is going to give you internet funny money.

                                    • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                      ·
                                      1 year ago

                                      I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                      • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                        ·
                                        1 year ago

                                        Oh no, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                        • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                          ·
                                          1 year ago

                                          I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                          • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                            ·
                                            1 year ago

                                            By Crom, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                            • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                              ·
                                              1 year ago

                                              I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                              • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                ·
                                                1 year ago

                                                Dearest me, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                                • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                  ·
                                                  1 year ago

                                                  I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                    ·
                                                    1 year ago

                                                    Too bad, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                                    • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                      ·
                                                      1 year ago

                                                      I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                                      • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                        ·
                                                        1 year ago

                                                        It's been fun to make you scream and smear shit on the walls for about 30 minutes, but I do sincerely hope you grow out of this, drop the Le Climate Denialist Scientist LARP, and drop the "asshole and proud of it" thing because that got old and tired almost two decades ago.

                                                        I wish you the best in the future. logout

                                                          • Bulma [she/her]
                                                            ·
                                                            1 year ago

                                                            Like get laid go outside find literally anyone to love you. It's very very very easy to find partners and friends nowadays

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                1 year ago

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          • eatmyass
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            1 year ago

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      • Sator_is_Tense [comrade/them]
        ·
        1 year ago

        LMAO god I love federation. i actually forgot people with their heads as far up their own asses as yours existed for a while there

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Not sure if this is a bit or if you're a world-class example of people so specialized that they have deluded themselves into believing they are experts in everything because of how special their specialization made them feel in college.

        I have a PhD in particle physics

        What does that have to do with your claim to be an authority on the reality of climate change?

        • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1 year ago

          At least I'm a freaking physicist. I understand statistics and math. You believe freaking ecologists for crying our loud! Anyone who talks for climate change is believed, and anyone who is against it is questioned. Wtf does Bill Nye or Tyson have to do with climate change? Yet somehow no one tells them "stfu, this isn't your field". They're just "TV". No one even comes close to researching this matter before spitting out a dumb opinion to avoid peer pressure.

          But suddenly when someone disagrees, now they lose all their credentials and it isn't their specialty.

          This game is being played on a global scale. So don't play the game "specialty and field", because a monkey agreeing with you can become an authoritative source from what I saw. All you have to do is silence everyone who disagrees with you. I'm not silenced yet, and I have an opinion, and no one has to give a shit for all I care.

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            At least I'm a freaking physicist

            So far your qualifications involve claiming you're a "freaking physicist" and then begging for internet funny money. pathetic

            a monkey agreeing with you

            I know you're a cryptocurrency rube already but spare us all your NFT collection, please. cryptocurrency dumpster-fire

            • Maple@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              1 year ago

              Just a note, there's a bug that causes some of hexbear's emotes to be extremely large for users of other instances. The cryptocurrency emote is one of them. Other hexbear users have taken to hiding those behind spoilers to avoid annoying users from other instances.

            • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              1 year ago

              Well, I don't need to beg. I have enough money for decades to come, unlike most people here who defend agendas made to make them poor forever. People who believe anything said on TV, and have big mouths with big confidence with zero responsibility. Exactly the kind of people who transmit bullshit to make themselves feel better and feel relevant in a world that discarded them like the pieces of nothing they deserve to be.

              Enjoy being poor while defending every reason that made you poor. No sympathy from me.

              • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                1 year ago

                Well, I don't need to beg.

                Yet you just begged for internet funny money and begged to be praised for your imaginary Le Science Degree at the same time.

                Enjoy being poor while defending every reason that made you poor.

                Yep, cryptocurrency rube detected. susie-laugh

                • Adkml [he/him]
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                  1 year ago

                  It really is a great example of an expert not knowing how dumb they are in other topics.

                  Ok, maybe we give him the benefit of the doubt and he knows something about particle physics.

                  Good thing he immediately showed he's a huge fucking dumbass in anything not related to that by being a crypto bro.

                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                    1 year ago

                    His dad works at Nintendo. He will prove it if you bet him a hundred dollars. very-intelligent

                • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                  ·
                  1 year ago

                  Oh, look at this... the cool guy posting gifs again! Very cool!

                  Given that you believe in climate change and TV rhetoric, I get your lack of understanding of the difference of bet and beg. You see, people who produce value and their words mean something do the former. Unlike when you do the latter and beg your parents for change to go to the movies. 😄

                  No worries. I got you, buddy.

                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                    1 year ago

                    Don't you have important science things to do by your own unproven claims? Or maybe a business hustlegrinding with internet funny money?

                    Nope. You're just here. Getting clowned on because you're a clown.

                    😄

                    You can put all the tape you want on that mask but it keeps falling off and your impotent rage keeps boiling over.

                      • UlyssesT [he/him]
                        ·
                        1 year ago

                        No one here is impressed with your imaginary Le Science Degree.

                        No one here is going to give you internet funny money.

                        • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                          ·
                          1 year ago

                          I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                          • UlyssesT [he/him]
                            ·
                            1 year ago

                            Oh no, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                            • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                              ·
                              1 year ago

                              I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                              • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                ·
                                1 year ago

                                Zoinks, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                  ·
                                  1 year ago

                                  I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                    ·
                                    1 year ago

                                    Oh me oh my, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                    • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                      ·
                                      1 year ago

                                      I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                      • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                        ·
                                        1 year ago

                                        Oh snap, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                        • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                          ·
                                          1 year ago

                                          I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                          • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                            ·
                                            1 year ago

                                            Heavens, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

                                            • Appointee4912@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                              ·
                                              1 year ago

                                              I love your outcry to end this conversation fighting with your ego to the point where you pasted this message on all the comments 🤣... grow up!

                                              • UlyssesT [he/him]
                                                ·
                                                1 year ago

                                                So sad, if someone baits you into trying to win a last word game, very important LE SCIENCE done by the cryptohustling very mature adult will be delayed!

          • Riyosha_Namae@reddthat.com
            ·
            1 year ago

            You believe freaking ecologists for crying our loud!

            Are you implying that ecology is a less valid field than physics?

      • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
        ·
        1 year ago

        Oh yeah? Well, I will navigate to a college homepage and pick a professor to link to for HALF a bitcoin!