I can't believe the rubes don't realize they're getting fleeced.

"An unnamed huge retailer just canceled an order"

Can't just say that it's a promo code, gotta make the people feel like they're special smart people getting inside deals cus they're connected.

Like wouldn't a normal persons reaction to that be "I don't want some shitty pillows that Walmart canceled an order on" not "yea I got a great deal on literal garbage pillows cus I know a guy by listening to his podcast"