Oh you'd like to be the Tzar's courier? Yeah you'd like that, wouldn't you? I thought exactly the same in your age, that one could just... jump on a horse and throw letters around everywhere whenever I felt like it. As if the tzar doesn't have better things to do than go around looking under random oxen for letters that you've thrown haphharzardly.
It's a fine idea. Maybe not for you though. You can be a ringbinder is what you can be.