https://theonion.com/baby-im-a-haunt-you/

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    I always thought the unspoken point of the waterbed phenomenon was that you could use the rhythmic wave motion to power assist sexual cranking.

    It fought back at you, actually. Very difficult to get a good rhythm going. But they did have heaters and that was amazingly comfortable.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      I read that while looking at your avatar and just imagine Dr. T'ana grumbling about waterbeds too.