You can usually tell a sex cult from a death cult by the amount of skulls they have on display

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Everybody thinks that cults are just fine and dandy until the people start coming into the local rural clinic with myiasis from deer botfly larvae. You're welcome to guess how botflies from deer ended up in people in a sleepy coastal town in New England

I'm for it, usually a good time

OH MY GOSH EVERYONE this is just a perfect example of hexbear's hivemind. defeterated and SWATted.

i'm doing one, they're good

Mine's gonna be awesome.

OMG thats meeeeeeeeeeee

They always go to shit when someone wants to summon a shoggoth.