... in my hands but he saw me through the opened front door (was moving stuff in and out of the house, mostly tools at this point). Told him "just give the pizza to the GF and I'll pay you in a second." She took the pizza and I could hear her say "the GF will be back in a second". A sardonic emphasis on "The GF", and yes you know I was saying the letters G and F. When I came back to pay I said to her "I'm a boy, I'm not a GF" and she said "I mean you are my GF, my Guyfriend." I said "you can't just make GF mean 'guyfriend' everyone recognizes it as girlfriend."

She said, "I just did."

I heard the pizza-person chuckle as he walked back to his car.