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  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    It's not the hurricane itself, if the car detects its in a hurricane and you havent put it in hurricane mode it voids its warranty and sets itself on fire.

    • Pentacat [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Is it true that it goes online and cancels all your insurance policies just before self-destructing?