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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] to badposting • 3 months ago

Would anyone like some Wilkins Coffee?

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Would anyone like some Wilkins Coffee?

Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] to badposting • 3 months ago
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  • Enjoyer_of_Games [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    never touch the stuff

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    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      commits horrible acts of violence against you

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  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Yes, just... Just let my family go. We're a Wilkins house from here on. Look, I even got my son's name legally changed. He'll be Lil' Wilkins from now on, we have two reasons to get up in the morning.

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    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      I need to see you drink the coffee omori-furious

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      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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        3 months ago

        Okay... Okay, I can drink the coffee..

        Wait... Why does this coffee taste like Lil' Wilkins‽

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        • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
          hexagon
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          3 months ago

          How do you think we make Wilkins coffee?

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