You know what's funny is there isn't like one of these winged penis things. They're all over the ancient Mediterranean and Roman world, northern Libya, Greece, England, Germany, Spain, Italy. And they made so many of em, every local museum will have some already. It's not even special if you find one lol
Do you mean to say that winged penis things were pretty common in those regions?
Yes, that's why those regions have flat bread. Since the penis creatures went extinct, they just can't get it up anymore.
Don't forget the ancient Egyptian bowls with feet! Crazy how hybridization was back then.
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Actually if you knew anything about history you would know that all humans used to be women until an ancient ritual went wrong and combined the sky penises with half of the population and created the first men.
