Why did they put the fruit loops in his beard though

i've had a fledgling wizard's beard at one point in my life and when you dont give enough shits it happens

if what we know about mr carl is true then he definitely would not realize there are soggy fruitloops in his beard. maybe even for days.

Imagining Orson Welles doing a commercial for this

Free at point of service

Based. I'll take some thanks.