The nintendo engineers were hamas

Mossad intercepted the test units

Nintendo President says "aw shit we shouldn't have used the samsung galaxy s7 battery housings for this"

All the tiny Mario's they stuffed inside perished in the explosion smh

They were trying to make the hardware to run the next Super Mario Galaxy... instead, they made the next Samsung Galaxy Note!

(There's my packet to work for a late show. Colbert please hire me)

Oh shit, we makin' Teslas now?