Pig Poop Balls doesn't resonate with today's modern posters. Focus groups say they want edgy and subversive brands, so we've been developing a new character just for them: say hello to Jimmy Shitnuts!

comrade_pibb [comrade/them] · 2 months ago

LaBellaLotta [any] · 2 months ago

You can’t even see the shit on his nuts! Guess PPB is fucking woke now

comrade_pibb [comrade/them] · 2 months ago

He's got a catchphrase: "there's shit on my nuts!"

anaesidemus [he/him] · 2 months ago

he shits on YOUR nuts!

buh [she/her] · 2 months ago

Whenever Jimmy isn’t on screen all the other characters should be asking “where’s Jimmmy Shitnuts?”

pumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any] · 2 months ago

so he’s proactive?

BGDelirium [he/him] · edit-2 2 months ago

I would be honored to be the first Hexbear user to worship at the feet of our new lordly mascot.

JIMMY SHITNUTS FOREVER