• dannoffs [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    You check the news,

    • The United States has just declared Iran it's #1 enemy
    • Everyone is talking about Linkin Park
    • A massive hurricane has just killed hundreds of people and caused billions of dollars of damage in the southeastern US
    • People are excited for the new Ridley Scott Gladiator movie
    • A political candidate just yelled "Leeerrooyy Jenkins!" on live TV

    You sigh, boot up Runescape and put the new Smosh video on in the background.

    It is 2024