doggo-matapacos

  • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]
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    3 days ago

    Start by giving puppo treats as you drink a beer. Every time you take a swing puppo gets a treat. This establishes that beer swigs are people treats. Then say "fuck" before you take another drink and then look at puppo and hold out a treat to see if they say "fuck". This teaches them that you get treats for saying "fuck" and if they say fuck they will get a treat. Keep saying "fuck" before each swing of beer and keep offering them a treat but withholding it till they say "fuck."

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    4 days ago

    Patiently explain to your pup that they can have treats if they swear.

    If they refuse, then I'm sorry but your pup is a lib