Only if they’ve got a funny propeller on top

SCANDOLOUS!!!!

If I'm chilly on the head, I wear a hat

brimless hats indoor are fine, no brims

They are rude!

Good when cooking or going for a desired look while strumming an instrument.

I support them. Wear a hat. Fuck, wear a hood. Your head could be cold, you could have a bad haircut, you might be trying to hide your identity, I don't know, and frankly, I don't care.